As Summer has officially drawn to a close, I feel compelled to document a few things I have spoke or overheard throughout the course of the season. I call them brand new sentences. The words are familiar but in my opinion have never been arranged in quite this order before.
- That's not a baby. That's a thermostat.
- Bang! Bang! Bang! Ricochet Rabbit has a cousin!
- Nevermind, it's probably just poop.
- It's either Jello or dog vomit; I'll take care of it after lunch.
- No, it's not a hat, it's breakfast.
- Because pigs don't have eyebrows!
- Just because your brother is wearing Hannah Montana sunglasses does not make him Lady Gaga's dad.
- We have never smeared poopie in this house and we will certainly not start today!
- or maybe chocolate donut wall paper?
- Anything you stick up your nose at the doctor's office, you get to keep!
- "I think it came off my Barbie." "Then why is it gooey?" "Oops. Nevermind."
... and my favorite
- Quit ruining it with smiley faces!
